Carson

A person whose dick is less than 3 centimeters.

His penis looks like Carson’s.

by Lofus69 May 7, 2018

Carson

He's really desperate. He can be a pervert! He wants to fuck me 'cause I'm senpai ;) ~ Nadia~Senpai

OMG CARSON RAPED MY CHICKEN! D:

by KISSMYASSBITCHES September 2, 2018

Carson

a buff male who often go to the pool by himself and talks to strangers

Kelly: So i was laying out at the pool today this really hot creeper came up and started talking to me.

Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson

by picklesworth12345 August 12, 2009

carson

Carson is a Jew that gets assed fucked bye his girls 24 inch dildo well he eats burgers and had cream cheese on his face

Carson was bent over with 24 inches inside him well eating cream cheese

by suckit123456 January 15, 2018

Carson

The worst boyfriend you could ever have, he is a sweet taker, and after he gets tired of sweet talking to you he dumps you. Never ever get you a Carson. He is so rude after y’all break up, just never ever get a carson

He just broke up with her, and just left her, he is such a Carson🙄

by Anonymous 1204 January 28, 2018

Carson

A cunt hair that smell like a donkey who lives in shit plant

You remember seeing that nasty looking person the other day ya Carson

by Allen jahnke June 9, 2017

Carson

Carson s a very worthy companion. He is genuinely so good at dong the sex. After I fucked him I felt like I was in heaven. Every Carson's Pens is at least 10 inches f not more. I can say that Carson\ is the best person to ever walk this Planet.

Person 1: Oh look it's a Carson!

Person 2: Omg he's sooooooo cute I wonder how big his dick is?
Person 1: It's at least 10 inches long!
Person 2: I want to have sex with him right now he is a sex god!

by Goalie200584 October 12, 2019