Hat Simulator

An insult or inside joke used to describe Valve's Team Fortress 2 (a First Person Shooter PC game that is free to play) because of it's abundance of cosmetics (hats specifically).

Person 1"Check out my awesome hat!"
Person 2"Mine is way better! It is unusual and costs fifty keys!"
Person 3"This is why this game is dubbed Hat Simulator"

tf2

by Dynamodeus December 01, 2015

green hat

Cantonese luk mao
chinese绿帽=偷情
for someone who cheat-on by their couple.

she gave him a green hat, he is now sad and mad!

by MEOW喵 July 23, 2020

hat fic

Two emo gay guys fucking with a hamster and a hat.

"Don't read the hat fic"
"Let's recreate the hat fic Dan."

by Daniiiiiiiiiiii April 08, 2016

america's hat

Canada. It's America's Hat.

Canada is America's Hat

by veggiechick January 10, 2008

ducky hat

Flat-billed hat with no curve to the bill. Trendy amongst urban youth and extreme sports crowd from circa 2006-? Although trendy, it makes the wearer appear mildly to severely retarded.

Joe's ducky hat was a pink New York Yankee hat, with a flat bill. It made him look "special."

by northtoe June 25, 2009

Second Hat

Less important than your first hat as you only need one hat unreality.

“My boyfriend makes me feel like a real second hat when he ditches me for his friends”

by BigBadBeen January 22, 2019

turtle hats

totally hot

your turtle hats

by mnbhgfdertyuijbvcfghj April 24, 2015