When a male locks themself in a private room with cable tv or VCR, such as a bedroom, so they can watch an episode of the Nickelodeon's television show Zoey 101 and masturbate without being disturbed or interupted.
My friends wanted me to come out with them on Sunday. But I told them I was busy so I could have Zoey 101 Personal Time.
by The Jax April 19, 2007

A super fun and energetic girl. Sometimes can be a liar and misbehave, but that’s why you have to beat her with a stick. She’s also super kind and like pizza and French fries. Usually has the zodiac signs, Pisces, Aquarius and Taurus. Likes to run around. Loves animals.
by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 4, 2019

A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister 👀 She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month 🗣.
Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!
by a bitch named charys 🤙🏼 February 10, 2020

She is super mean and after u meet her u will regret ur decision.Also she will threaten u that she’ll kill ya so if ur friends with a zoey call the cops and leave them
by Oh my bad December 19, 2021

Where's Zoey. In the Basement!
by Kountry!!!!!!!!!! June 19, 2017

A nice person who likes someone they met in less than two days. A fun person to talk to but also the biggest idiot on earth. Affectionate but in a non affectionate way, and they also need help.
by seokjinniestjin November 21, 2021
