Fuck your Shit up

To mess up someone's stuff. Either physically or figuratively.

Stop bragging about your new car before I fuck your shit up.

by InternetAdult April 22, 2018

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I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.

The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

by Sakura_Omega April 20, 2006

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1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

by The Gerb May 18, 2010

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Fuck your brains out

One of the best orgasmic sexual experiences you will have with the opposite sex it’s hardcore and savage riding and thrusting and humping making each other’s head go back again and again like wild animals the best kind of sex

(Whispers in her ear)
I will fuck your brains out

by Miao tai chi April 27, 2020

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Fuck Your Legs Off

Simply stated it means to fuck someone to the point that they can no longer walk, and even have difficulty sitting up. Usually satisfies even a nympho for at least 3 days.

You'd better be careful Anthony, or I will fuck your legs off.

Man, I would love to fuck Stan's legs off...

by Ms. B. Haven October 1, 2006

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