handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

Whistling Through The Wheat Field

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.

The old man's whistling through the wheat field.

by vahnx May 8, 2009

Frosted Mini Wheat

A playa thats white on one side and not on the other.

That Rocco guy is a Frosted Mini Wheat.

by Big Daddy R March 18, 2004

Whistle Up The Wheat Field

To eat pussy. Referred to in "The Sopranos" when Tony is making fun of Uncle Junior.

I don't trust that guy, he likes to whistle up the wheat field.

by jb53 February 16, 2006

whole wheat cracker girl

A partially white girl associated with cracker boys and chocolate chips

"You're such a cracker girl!"
"Nah, I'm a whole wheat cracker girl."

by kimhwe September 10, 2012

Puffed wheat mother fucker!

An exclamation of victory or enthusiasm, where normal conveyances can't capture the true essence of the moment.

"Puffed wheat mother fucker! I just PWNED your ass!"

by Zerodin October 5, 2006

cream of wheat motherfucker

Dumb White pasty ugly fucker

That cream of wheat motherfucker just at a tater tot out of the road ditch

by MR.FUck.YoU August 24, 2017