Vegan

A person who refrains from eating any meat or animal products. These people usually enforce cult-like behaviour in order to try and make normal people (meat eaters) feel bad. Vegans are also known to avoid reason and logic by yelling in the faces of anyone who refutes their made up claims. After a time of being on this diet, they develop or have worsened mental problems such as Alzheimers. This occurs because their brains are so nutrient deficient from no Omega-3s and Cholesterol intake. A vegan is most likely offended from this definition, it doesn’t make them right.

I told my vegan friend that their diet was unhealthy and poor for animal habitats; they tried to stab me with a banana but passed out due to exhaustion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

vegan

Derogatory term for something uncool.

Buddy: Dude, that was so gay when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: Uhhh... that's... uhhm... not really cool to say anymore.

Buddy: Yeah, I gotcha. What I meant was... that was so vegan when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: For sure!

by Scodam Guttaway October 17, 2010

Vegan

fat as holes who flaunt their veggie killing tenden-cs

whoever doesnt like meat like a vegan...duh!

by screwuveggeeaters December 28, 2005

Vegan

Somebody who is lame and only eats green shit

The lame Vegan Was eating green shit

by Zach Nigga July 17, 2018

vegan

A vegan is someone who does not consume or use anything that is derived from animal cruelty. Vegans pertain to this standard on various levels: Vegans never eat milk, eggs, meat, or gelatin (boiled animal bones), or products containing them. But some vegans consume honey, and some consume white sugar (which could be filtered through charcoal made from cows' bones). Vegans never wear leather, but I have known a few who wear wool that is certified to come from farms where the sheep are happy, healthy, hormone-free, humanely sheared, and not mulesed*.

Vegans are not necessarily hippies, activists, pacifists, or crazies... but some of them definitely are, and they scare me.

*Mulesing is the act of cutting flaps of skin off of a sheep's hindquarters to keep parasites away; it is often performed without anesthesia.

I was vegan (still had sugar and honey) for a time, but my family is full of cooks and bakers, so I eat dairy and eggs if it's a special occasion and the dish was made by a family member.

by The Indie Chick November 6, 2008

Vegan

Someone who doesn't swallow semen after giving someone oral and spits it out to avoid eating the sperms, due to the fact that sperm are alive and made of protein .

She's definitely a vegan because everytime I nut in her mouth she spits it out .

I prefer to be called a vegan instead of a spitter, it's not because I'm not a freak I just don't wanna consume any meat at all .

by swagersol February 23, 2017

vegan

aka nazis, this self-rightious group of people think of themselves suprior to those who do what they're supposed to; eat meat. Vegan, synonym for asshole

"the malnurished vegan almost shit a lung when he saw me eating a freshly slaughtered Koala Bear."

by Germanfected February 15, 2005