A "porquitchona".
by TheBigBald July 14, 2018
Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.
Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.
Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.
Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.
Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.
Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.
Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.
Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!
Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
by Monica2.0 September 10, 2017
She is a fierce and not so king girl she will be nice to you well she feels the need to but she would be an absolute bitch if you mess with her and I promise she will kill you cause she may look nice but inside she is the goddess of hell
by Md5774587 October 22, 2018
Really mean depending on how you treat her and can't do much right according to everyone else except a few people
Depending on who she is can be gorgeous
Often her friends dump all their problems on her and except her to fix them
Everyone always gets mad at her then says they love her after
Mostly treated like shit and goes through a rebellious stage because she's tired of being the underdog
Does dumb things tries her best but to everyone else it's not good enough
Makes bad judgment sometimes
All in all Vanessa just needs a frickin hug
Depending on who she is can be gorgeous
Often her friends dump all their problems on her and except her to fix them
Everyone always gets mad at her then says they love her after
Mostly treated like shit and goes through a rebellious stage because she's tired of being the underdog
Does dumb things tries her best but to everyone else it's not good enough
Makes bad judgment sometimes
All in all Vanessa just needs a frickin hug
by Hottiethotty April 18, 2019
A Girl with Blue Eyes. Loves to sing, dance, write, and do anything to make people happy. She is amazing and loves to volunteer for her church and school. She may come off as annoying sometimes but she is truly trying to have fun. She may come off as flirtatious but truth is Vanessa's tend to be flirty without trying. If you ever meet a vanessa just know you met her for a reason because vanessa's are like dimes in the rough once in a blue moon. also Vanessa's tend to try to hard to find love, but it will come to them.
Vanessa's tend to marry someone who has been in their past.
Vanessa's tend to marry someone who has been in their past.
Boy 1: Hey yo remember Vanessa from a few years ago
Boy 2; THE ONE THAT YOU HAD A NASTY BREAKUP
BOY 3: Yea, I just proposed to her,
Boy 2; THE ONE THAT YOU HAD A NASTY BREAKUP
BOY 3: Yea, I just proposed to her,
by TheTruth5000 October 08, 2018
Vanessa is a girl. She is Mexican, has short brown hair, always has it up. She’s usually shy but everyone seems to know her, she’s very tall, funny. she only has a small group of friends. She’s a beautiful person inside out and will never let you down no matter what... get yourself a vanessa
by V.san5 September 24, 2018
Hecka hot girl with brown hair. She's really annoying and says shut up every time you call her pretty.
by HotGuyJake1923 October 26, 2020