a guy or girl who enjoys teasing a female by promising sexual acts, talking about sexual acts, touching on the vag or simply licking their lips like ll cool j does and looking down at their pussy - but never following through.
"oh yeah. i invited that dude to my house the other night but after i undressed he said he wasn't ready for sex. what a fucking vag tease"
"i was at the lesbian bar and this girl was grinding against my pussy and when i asked her for her number, she told me she was straight. that girl is straight alright. a straight up vag tease"
"i was at the lesbian bar and this girl was grinding against my pussy and when i asked her for her number, she told me she was straight. that girl is straight alright. a straight up vag tease"
by BEELEE January 30, 2009
That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.
weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.
weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss
Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.
Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.
Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.
by David Atkins February 19, 2011
You don't want that uncomfortable feeling of a yeast infection while hunting for easter eggs, do you?? Well, we have the best solution ever to get rid of your yeast infection, or even WORSE a yeaster on the upcoming easter! It's called a yo-vag (abbreviated for yogurt-vagina) and is when yogurt is applied to the vag to fight yeasters. Studies show that applying live-culture yogurt to the vagina will actually fight your yeaster on easter. So don't waste anytime and make sure you get a yo-vag when you have your next yeaster, even if it isn't on easter.
"Oh snap, i don't want a yeaster on friggin easter Connor! How am i supposed to go easter egg hunting with this bitchin' itchin'?!" -Skylar
"Duhhh, you know the solution... get a YO-VAG...works every time!"-Connor
"Duhhh, you know the solution... get a YO-VAG...works every time!"-Connor
by Skylar/Connor March 21, 2008
The condition of the vagina after the application of yogurt to fight yeast infection: abbreviation. Despite argument, it was verified by an OBGYN that applying live-culture yogurt to the inside of a vagina helps fight vaginal yeast infection, but does cause a yo-vag.
In the ensuing holy weeks before Easter, Connor reminded Skylar, "Don't get a yeaster on Easter, get a yo-vag!"
by Connor/Skylar March 19, 2008
while having sexual intercourse, a man's penis becomes stuck in his partner's vagina, as if it was made of clay
by candace&nick<3 June 06, 2009
A disgusting vagina.
Bro 1: Man, I hate it when a girl has a Nasty Vag.
Bro 2: Yeah dude, its so gross going down on a Nasty Vag.
Bro 2: Yeah dude, its so gross going down on a Nasty Vag.
by Artimus Fleugan January 27, 2012
Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months ". Sidney replies "Try My vag-in-a-can" . "Whats a vag-in-a-can" Demands Johnny. "Its a can shaped vagina that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)"
by Johnny ;) January 16, 2009