a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.
hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.
oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.
dammit stop being such a buddy upper
oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.
dammit stop being such a buddy upper
by papadoob March 19, 2009
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Get the Fucker Upper mug.The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.
Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.
Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.
Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom
by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014
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Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.
The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.
Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.
The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.
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"M. Smith earned 6 pence a week as a knocker-upper using a pea shooter to shoot dried peas at the windows of sleeping workers in East London, 1930s"
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