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Ultracare

The highest level of care, apparently, provided by Ultralase.

Its "what Ultralase believe in, what they do and how they do it. It means they are with you every step of the way".

"They are committed to treating you as a person and giving you the highest level of care, right from the very start. They are confident that their levels of care are unequalled"
Wow, that care was more than just care; it was Ultracare!

Ultracare is amazing...
by Ashley Sykes March 15, 2008
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Ultra Bask

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The ultimate version of basking; usually intended, rather than unknowing, by the baskee to show if something takes effort or one cannot be arsed.
Linda: Can you run home and grab my shoes?
Ryan: *Ultra Bask*
by Ryan / Linda February 26, 2009
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Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
by Erg raider April 4, 2011
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ultra cripto blumpkin

similar to a standard blumpkin, with the difference being the receiver is performing an upper deck.
I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).
by robharry April 8, 2011
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ultra slet

An ultra slet is a annoying slut. but way more a slut than a normal slut
She is a ultra slet.
Luuk is a giant ultra slet
by Jesus your m8 January 25, 2016
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Ultradog

When two males position their penises within one condom then insert the pair of wrapped penises into an anus.
Chet and Brad gave Dwayne's mother an ultradog. She took it like a true champion.
by King_whale April 12, 2016
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Ultra Whore

That girl right there ain't a thot, she an ultra whore.
by bzerk55 May 11, 2016
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