Tristan

A fat ass white dude who walks around his school with his airpods and iphone X and complains how stressful his life is because he only got to eat 4 donuts instead of 9. He is very shit at video games, especially first person shooters.

"Fuck off you Tristan"
"You sound like Tristan"

by Gridlum.XTN March 10, 2019

Tristan

Tristan, big dick medium size nose and mostly plays video games.
Usually has Brown or Black hair. Doesn't have much arm-pit hair.

Girl 1: Who's that guy with brown hair.
Girl 2: His name is Tristan.
Girl 1: Hes a decent guy, but he never goes outside.
Girl 2: True, heard he picked his nose in Grade 4.

by ayyliennn May 3, 2016

Tristan

Tristans are usually lanky arseholes and the biggest pricks you'll ever meet in your life, he takes cock like a champ and sucks so much dick his mouth smells like semen, he usually plays rainbow six siege and gets carried in it by Tylers, his wittiness is next to none but he likes it up the bum.

girl 1: Tristan is gay
girl 2: such a prick

by CNACERMHFUWHFUFW June 20, 2018

Tristan

Self-righteous, manipulative asshole who deals with his insecurities by tooling girls.

Girl 1: My heart is broken!
Girl 2: Tristan?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: It happened to me too.

by Victom by Tristans October 28, 2011

Tristan

Tristans are very nice and kind but they have really bad bones they can be easily broken but Tristans are good at flirting and making pick up lines and he would also be really loyal to you if you are his gf or bf

last night I was with Tristan and I fell in love with him, i also had a threesome with him

by xxxXfucker9900Xxxx April 8, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is bipolar and a jerk .he gets mad over the tiniest things .He always drives away all of his closest friends away due to his temper.

Tristan is a jerk

by Dove4lifemc October 27, 2019

Tristan

He is a funny, caring and sweet piece of ass. He likes to make people laugh but usually has a strunk whenever he is around people. He also likes to give the suk.

Person: Have you seen Tristan?

Person: Yeah he's over there having a strunk, call a bondulance.

by Vegetable_Strunk December 10, 2018