tragic marker

Taking a piece of shit and writing with it. Tragic, because it's a damn shame if someone else has to clean up your poop.

Wanting to not be forgotten, he wrote "Here sat Al. Here shat Al." on the bathroom stall with a tragic marker.

by Edward James Almost October 17, 2007

Mickey's Mix Tragic

What somebody calls Mickey's Mix Magic

Mickey's Mix Magic? More like Mickey's Mix Tragic.

by jacobh12349 October 21, 2020

short stories with tragic endings

A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".

Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"

by getalifeandajob January 18, 2009

Tragic Chapstick

This is the term for fluids - tears that flow from the eyes down to the mouth. They help hydrate dried out lips from begging someone to not break up with you.

As Carmen continued to weep and beg for Aiden to not end things, her cracked and sore lips began to feel some comfort from the never-ending tears from her eyes. The only good thing for her that day was that her Tragic Chapstick made things a bit better.

by von groovy March 5, 2025

tragic

Exclaimation meaning "what a mistake!" or "how terrible!"

"Bryguy was photographed in the bath by his ex- now, it's all over the internet"

"--tragic!"

by derangedpoet July 14, 2003

Tragic

Something done by someone that creates distress or sorrow
Can be used to describe the was someone looks, in a rude way
The word 'tragic' was created by Samantha and Olivia

Oh my god that bitch looks so tragic!

by Samantha and Olivia January 4, 2017

Tragic

The ending of the show "Dexter"

My life has no meaning because of tragic

by Dexter Stan August 28, 2017