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townie

1. A person aged 18-27 who lives in the same city or town in which he grew up.

2. One who attends college in his hometown.

3. A person aged 10-26 who was born and raised in an American "college town" and continues to reside there. Usually has some resentment toward the college's students, especially if the college is pretigious and/or expensive.
Numero Uno has townie deliveryboys.

Saxon got in a fight with some townies outside the community dive bar.
by Jask November 1, 2004
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townies

teenagers hu wear nike adidas and all that. they dont like grungers, s8rs, moshers, or gay ppl. they are the most h8ful mother fukkas in britain. they think there hard so they start fites 4 no reason.

no1 likes them.

they get pregnant at 12.

they smoke (ino other ppl do!!)

they nick stuff.

they think their in an american gangsta movie and say shit like 'YES BLOOD' ' ENIT GANGSTA'

THEY ARE FUK WITS
yes blood lets go and pregnant and nik sum adidas shit then beat up a goth!!
by louise April 15, 2004
mugGet the towniesmug.

townie

townies are like chavs but wiv a few more human charactoristics....but only a few.
gay gay gay gay gay townie gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
by everythingibelievein April 11, 2006
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townie

Someone who lives in Keene and comes to the dorms of the Keene State College campus and feeds off of the rich college students. ...is a nice person overall and will stay by your side through everything in order to take over your apparell. Says he's going to do lots of things, but never does. has big ears, says he has no money and yet his parents pay for everything, including his rent... oh well...
Matt Rockwell is a model townie.
by B Shea June 4, 2005
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townie

IM A TOWNIE ILL KICK YR ARSE TROUGH THE FUCJING WALL, this is an example of our great english culture...
all townies live in southend in shity flats with thier pissed mothers listening to thier 'phat' beats...

mission objective: destruction of townies...time starts now.
by VMC August 30, 2003
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townie

The guy who screams "YOU CAN DO IT" in the adam sandler movies.
Townie: YOU CAN DO IT NICKY! KICK HIM IN HIS HAIRY BALLS!
by Dallin September 17, 2005
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townie

townies are people who who gain so-called friends by acting like arse holes. but skaters (like me) gain respect by being nice...

townies are a very very common species which is native to britan, they are similar to the pigeon in 5 ways:
1) virmin
2) have a bird brain
3) move around in swarms
4) very unintellegent
5) scavangers

townies are very frigtend when they are by alone (because they are not strong and their is no one to show off to) and very agressive in swarms. they call (us) skaters gay when we hang around with the opposite sex most of the time. and townies walk around in packs of 20-odd boys and think their 'ard'

lol townies usualy all fancy the same girl, who would make a normal human vomit on seeing her.

summary: townies- shoot-to-kill
townie: he-he-he your gay he-he-he (gay laugh)
skater: shut the fuck up you arsewipe
townie: your mums a arsewipe
skater:erm your not funny
by skatersrock March 28, 2004
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