Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 6, 2023

Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

Toledo Torpedo

The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.

1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.

by Rilesfincham April 18, 2021

Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.

Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!

by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005

Hidden Torpedo

When you shit into a womans vagina, with or without her consent.

Bob:Hey Jessy, do you like Submarines?
Jessy: Yeah!
Bob: Good because i've got a Hidden Torpedo for your vagina!
Jessy: You mean your penis?
Bob: Nope I mean I'm gonna poop in your vagina.

by TrevorSeanKai March 29, 2010

Stealth Torpedo

When you're having a one night stand and the girl's performance is lacking and unsatisfiying you leave a Stealth Torpedo in order to let her know to step up her game. After the unsatisfying sexual experience the unimpressed man takes a shit in the bed of the girl while she is in the bathroom or shower after her poor showing in the horizontal tango. Then the man dresses quickly and leaves before she comes back into the room. If the man is a brave soldier than he will sit outside her window in order to hear the anger/repulsion coming from her bedroom as she discovers the torpedo has struck her bed with a direct hit which usually results in a hearty belly laugh coming from the male.

Tom was so unimpressed with Sarah's performance in bed, he had to give her a stealth torpedo to let her know to try a little harder next time.

by M. Sill Squared January 21, 2009

Flaming Torpedo

When a guy is having sex with a girl withdraws his penis, sprays it with axe, light it on fire and stick back in the girls vagina.

The girl was then flaming torpedoed.

by ttttttttiiiiiiiimmmmmmiiittttt April 11, 2009