Toilet Aerobics

The crazy athletic movements and gyrations it takes to unload a stuck-up in there b.m.

Man, I shoulda layed off the cheeze, I had to do some toilet aerobics to drop that bomb.

by Limerick Queen September 26, 2008

Dats a toilet

A phrase used by youtuber vanossgaming

"Hey, you see that?"
"Dats a toilet"

"Youtube.com/datsatoilet

by Dukes.1936 September 18, 2016

pug in the toilet

A metaphor for something that’s getting in the way of things.

It’s hard to move forward with our plans considering the pug in the toilet.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..

be right back, gotta go feed the toilet sharks..

by brownbomma November 1, 2010

Toilet Tension

When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.

I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...

by Domonic December 24, 2008

toilet paper

Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.

1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.

by toiletpaperstories August 12, 2005

Toilet Tempest

What you'd expect after drinking 25l of Red Bull. A explosive blast of urine.

I drank 30 lots of Monster and now i'm about to have a toilet tempest.

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019