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Swirly

A man hops on another dudes butt and moves in a circler motion while the other dude moves his cock in a circler motion
John hopes on my dick moving his body in a circler motion whilst moving his cock is moving in a helicopter like motion
Dave says John did you just give me a swirly
by ai34512 March 15, 2023
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Skibidi Swirly

When you're trying to give a stupid ahh nerdy person a swirly but then you are caught off guard and realize that the toilet is an ultra mega godly skibidi toilet. Then you put their head into the skibidi's mouth and give them a little spinny in the skibidi mouth. The toilet is so caught off guard by this that it calls for help from Squid Game player 001 from season 1, Oh Il-nam (오일남 O Il-nam). player 001 then uses his tumor to throw at you and the stupid ahh nerd that you intended on giving a swirly to. He knocks you out and puts you in the Squid Games. Since you know all of the games and have previously played and won the 45.6 billion won, all you want to do is save all of the players from the same fate as your late brother sang-woo. You fail to realize that the new player assigned the number 001 is the front man you have been attempting to arouse and investigate. In the end you and your new team of players, including the front man, steal the guards guns and start to rebel. You think that you might stand a chance but then you run out of ammo and player 001 shows his true colors and kills your best friend. And you're all like "NOOOOO." so then you kiss his dead body and he turns into a frog and he is alive. And then he says "You must travel to the highest mountain and the deepest valley to find 3 keys, with these keys you can help me turn back into a human." and youre all like "ok" then you set off on your journey. To be continued...
by plurgfish January 2, 2025
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Swirlies

To urinate on the floor while shaking your hips. Often done with other people.
"Swirlies"
"Ok"
by Swirlieman27 May 16, 2020
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Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.
1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.
by adamfaulk November 28, 2017
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ol swirly

ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .
have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !
by ol swirly July 24, 2022
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Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!
I just had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister!
by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023
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Seashell Swirly

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and then drinks the semen and ear wax mixture out of her ear.
“Damn mamas you bad asl, can I give you a seashell swirly at the party tonight?”
by rorodingle June 22, 2025
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