swirlie

When someone sticks their finger up your butt and swirls it around.

That swirlie you gave me last night made my eyes roll back

by toandfro9 July 15, 2022

swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.

Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.

by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024

Seashell Swirly

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and then drinks the semen and ear wax mixture out of her ear.

“Damn mamas you bad asl, can I give you a seashell swirly at the party tonight?”

by rorodingle June 22, 2025

swirly

a bio electric management device that allows you to manage you bi electric with out chemilcal reaction induced . its art classifacation is a wirly gig that date back to the stone age . the device consist of a quartz crystal and coper wier,and swirly . the quartz crystal acts as an electric sponge to grab absorb the atmospheric electric in the air . swirl one way and charge up . swirl the opposite and get grounded . it has about 30 possitive aplications for the body mind and soule . and only neg is dont swirl around pace makers or if you are pregnate or suspect to be DONT Swirl . led lights and taze pens for mysel relaxing have same warnings so their that safe . and their a simple diy art project to make with the kids . you can even use a nice wet stick from a tree as a handel for the swirly . so please swirl them crystals for optium health . thank you .

hay man your bo-garding that SWIRLY . its my turn to swirly jack my self all ready!

by ol swirly July 24, 2022

Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!

I just had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister!

by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023

atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.

The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.

by yikestbh July 24, 2024

Swirly

When two different guys nut in a girl the same day.

I think she had a swirly baby and doesn’t know the dad

by Harry Brooks January 4, 2024