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Immortality

Ability to not die from old age or sickness.
Immortality is both a curse and a blessing
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Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.
I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!
by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012
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Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)
Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"
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