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Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!

Trouble: You're a nerd.

by psychoclarinet October 6, 2008

Hamster Nugget

When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......

Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.

by Corey M December 28, 2007

cum hamster

a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.

She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.

by champster August 11, 2014

back hamsters

rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra

"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"

by Ma Woo December 30, 2007

face hamster

Another term for a Goatee.

Keith : What kind of pet is that? A Face Hamster?

Rob: It's called a Goatee!

by Kwand July 31, 2016

kraken hamster

A crazy asian ex-girlfriend who always makes hamster faces, yet continues to stalk exes until police involvement is needed.

Whoa, that girl is a total kraken hamster.

by InnocentBystander1 August 3, 2011

Hamster Tube

A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid

You're honestly a hamster tube

by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019