Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

Dream Crusher

When someone limits your aspirations and dampens your souls

Robyn reasonably believed she’d found her forever home, but Tom sat her down and explained why it was never going to happen. He stamped on her ambition, he is a dream crusher.

by SquareTruth August 16, 2024

skull crushers

A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull

"Damn she got skull crushers"

by thigh enthusiast November 17, 2023

Fun crusher

Alex Ballingall

u r a fun crusher~~~~~*

by ieatpussy24/7 December 4, 2014

rose crusher

a “gentleman of an alternate lifestyle” (“rose” referring to one’s “rosebud” aka; anus)…

Although Reginald denied his orientation originally, he eventually had to give in to the fact he is a rose crusher…

by durango722 July 17, 2021

Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.

He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.

by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017