Kangaroo cramp

When you see your poor pooch pinching one off in the morning.

Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.

by Smrtblue December 8, 2017

car cramping

To fill a car with so much camping gear that anything in particular is unfindable.

Nice car cramping, Brad. Now where the #%@& is the flashlight?

by RawbSF July 8, 2016

skull cramp

another name for headache, usually when a woman is going through her pms stage, or when you are hung over

wow, did i have a major skull cramp after that party last night!

by queenofwizards February 4, 2010

Cramp and dash

Diarrhea

I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.

by Lenny Backstrom December 9, 2022

p cramps

Period cramps

Bruh my p cramps hurts so bad
Oh sorry abt that

by Deez nutx April 16, 2022

poopie cramps

When you have to poop so bad you have cramps

Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"

I had to poop so bad I had cramps.

You had the poopie cramps

by Inventerofpoopiecramps September 5, 2016

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005