Juice Beetle

You look like you got punched in yo jaw bone, other words, you ugly.. you yo adopted daddy son

Person 1 : stfu!
Person 2 : you fkin Juice Beetle

by sketchedastrobunnieh October 21, 2023

holding the beetle

Someone grabs another persons feces right as it comes out, and holds it still and let’s it wriggle on his/her hand like a beetle.

She was holding the beetle last night.

by Jerome017 December 28, 2018

Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia

Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.

by Jacktplier March 26, 2024

Dick beetle

Slang word for cockroach, an insect known for moving fast, infesting homes, and being a common pest in general.

Did you see that Dick beetle?

What the fuck are you talking about

I call cockroaches “Dick beetle”

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

Beetles

Code word for criminals, or reprobates, rogue legal authorities or LEO's and rogue LEONA's, meant to be used to remove the negative stigma and stereotypes associated with the word "criminal."

The beetles are stalking agent black in the city ruled by the triad.

The beetles need our help to stop their interest in the underground economies.

by Agent Diamond September 1, 2022

Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018