Windy pie with the crust off

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.

Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.

by Greenbook October 12, 2018

arabian sun goggles on a windy day

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008

Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

Windie Kidd

a person who is a wannabe indie kidd therefore windie kidd. this type of person generally manifests in girls called evie who copy the styles of those around them. a windie kidd is also someone who buys their clothes from urban outfitters in an attempt to be indie, hipster or ∆lternative.

"Wow look at Evie, she's just bought the same skirt as Noor from urban outfitters."
"such a windie kidd"

by ∆lter∆narchism August 25, 2013

windy beaver

When younare blowing into a beaver and she queefs and you get winded in return

I tried the windy beaver on her last night and ended up getting more than I bargained for.

by Redtruffle September 27, 2023

windie lee

Referring to a female with a big heart and a very bad temper. Easy to anger, and proan to out burst, rage. When loving there is no equal. Has too high expectations of others. Hard to please. Will walk away from a situation (relationship), without trying to work it out.

She went windie Lee, on her soon to be ex.

by Fahrenheit 67 January 25, 2022

Windy Teabag

A teabag accompanied by a fart of either the dry or wet varieties directed at or near the face.

Don't just give your sleeping friend a boring regular teabag, spice things up by trying a windy teabag instead!

Jim woke up after the party with a brown streak on his face, it may have been a windy teabag, but only the dozens of videos taken will tell.

by A Disappointnnent November 19, 2020