Paint the Wall

Paint the Wall means to jack off and have a cumgasm that spurts cum-shots out of your dick and hits the wall.

Some guys jack off and Paint the Wall!

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

Shits Me Up the Wall

"Shit (or Shits) me up the wall" is basically another way of saying "Drives me crazy", often used among Australians.

It's assumed to be similar to "Drives me up the wall", although nobody's quite sure what it means exactly. Still; it's commonly used.

The new girls' generation song is catchy but I don't wanna listen to it too much; getting songs stuck in my head shits me up the wall.

by procrastinatoress February 21, 2011

Hit the Wall

To 'hit the wall' is to suddenly reach a mental block. It could be as simple as running out of ideas or as complex as not knowing what to do in life. Hitting the wall usually happens suddenly and the effects can last for long periods of time.

While writing my newest novel I suddenly hit the wall and had no idea what to write anymore.

by MentalDictionary March 29, 2015

Play The Wall

When you don't get any play at a party and your left standing on the side alone.

- "Hey man did you get any dances at the party last night?"
- "No man, I had to play the wall the entire night."

by RO16 May 5, 2015

Lolz to the wall

A rare occurrence when something you heard was so funny that the electrons in your testicles speed up and collide at an unreasonable speed, resulting in a magnetic force. This force causes you to fly in a thrusting motion towards the nearest metallic object.

A: Now that I eat quail, I'll probably never see jail.

B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHah thats LoLz to the wall funny!

by Twankles September 29, 2009

Let's go kill the wall of flesh now

i secretly have a girlfriend

John: hey man do you have a girlfriend?
Terrance: Let's go kill the wall of flesh now.

by BigBlackEmus May 17, 2021

balls to the wall

When you fuck standing up, with the chick's back up against the wall and her legs wrapped around your hips, and you're fucking her so hard your balls are swinging and hitting up against the wall.

That chick is so hot I'm going balls to the wall on her tonight!

by John Steele 69 August 12, 2016