Texan Tick-Tock

When a guy cums in a girls ass, then sucks it out and spits it into her mouth. She then spits it into his ass to finish
"Oh yeh she's real dirty. She even did a texan tick-tock last night!"
by Big_Kinky_Boy October 20, 2016
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The Texan

When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.
Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.
by dds 1987 January 25, 2014
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Texan Deadlift

Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.
I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.
by SIGMA ENIGMA October 07, 2024
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Texan cop

1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.
"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."
by ftpigs May 28, 2022
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wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”
by Howie Doon September 18, 2021
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Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate into a females vagina and suck the semen out and mix it with some ice cream make from human titty milk and blending it together to share amongst your freinds as a "milkshake"
This Texan cumshake is gonna be good!
by I'm number jaun August 08, 2022
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Mckinney Texan

a town in Texas full of curly haired, stuck up, middle class, white kid wanna be gangsters that have the iq of their own shoe size. they always feel the need to be on top of everything and will blow up any situation up using “wanna fight” as a defense mechanism.
“what?? you’re a McKinney Texan?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”
by Mckinneyangerissuesorg December 29, 2020
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