The Pennington Method

Named after it's founder, The Pennington Method also known as The 'Kevin-Pennington Method' was initially discovered about 50 years ago and has come to be known as way to entice, enchant and delight females. The driving force behind the "Pennington Method" isnt exactly a definable science, but lies somewhere in between hypnotism and magic. The origins are relatively unknown but the effects are seen widespread throughout the entertainment industry. The Pennington Method has been responsible for bringing some of the most beautiful females out of hiding and turning them into stars.

We have used The Pennington Method when wrangling female entertainers with excellent success.

by Jimmy Tib Kirk June 1, 2018

The Pendulum Bag

A sexual act in which an average to poorly endowed bayman with a biblically large scrotum engages in doggy-style sex. The oversized bag swings like a pendulum, crashing against the female’s clitoris like the waves of Griquet, causing mild pleasure.

Jeez by, I never had much of a lad, but luckily Jen dies for the pendulum bag.

by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.

Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers

by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022

The Pennywise

The sexual act of giving a woman a facial while fingering her on her period. After you get done fingering her you use the period blood to give her the makeup style of Pennywise

After fingering Sue on her period Matt gave her a facial and made her his version of Pennywise with her period blood hence The Pennywise.

by The Disturbed One February 24, 2023

walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008

Giving the Pencil

Having sexual relations

Guy 1: How did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night

by geezermate May 12, 2010

tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.

The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.

by remarketer May 12, 2011