When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.
by Sslide June 10, 2017

A yummy mummy is a mum who takes care of her wellbeing. She takes regular time out for herself and fills her life with people who inspire, motivate and support her.
A yummy mummy does not judge other mothers, but shows kindness, compassion and cares for others.
A yummy mummy does not judge other mothers, but shows kindness, compassion and cares for others.
by YummyMummyNZ October 18, 2010

a sexual act in witch the female puts chocolate on her pussy and the male uses a fruit roll up as a condom and before he ejaculates the female eats the fruit roll up.
by The Yummiest Mummyist October 5, 2017

by Jit Tee October 12, 2019

by Toilet-Man May 26, 2018

1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy
by Apple06 May 3, 2019

by Racey CK January 24, 2009
