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Mateo

He typically goes by Teo and hates when people call him Mat.
He likes pretending that he's macho and a super dom. He's also secretly a furry and hates when people call him out for it. He's loud and he has many voice cracks.

Follow his meme page.
There goes Mateo... what a bagel.
by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019
mugGet the Mateomug.

Mateo

a funny, chill guy who genuinely enlightens the mood. likes to entertain people and not make them feel left out. the kindest person you can ever meet. be grateful to have a Mateo in your life.
hey look! it’s Mateo! we missed you!”
by sriracha :3 May 26, 2025
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Mateo

My amazing best friend who has been there for me threw literally everything. He has been with me threw highs and lows and I love him so much. I will do anything for Mateo because he is my absolute favorite person alive
Mateo is the best<333
by del.loves.tae January 20, 2023
mugGet the Mateomug.

Mateo Rojo

THE BEST FUCKING RAPPER/SINGER IN THE HOLE WORLD, loves travis Scott, has “Look mom I can fly”, and also plays 2k and warzone.
Mateo Rojo is better than Drake.
Travis Scott wants to be like Mateo Rojo.
by evemontoya69 November 25, 2021
mugGet the Mateo Rojomug.

Mateo

hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it
person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too
by reallifegotham July 24, 2024
mugGet the Mateomug.

Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.
Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.
by Lu-frog October 21, 2021
mugGet the Mateo Wangmug.

mateo

by hsjejehrkee August 27, 2022
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