Jacker

Jacker is a teenager who gets buzzed after drinking too many bang energy drinks. he listens to kidzbop while snorting cocaine. known as “Tubby” by his friends. he tries hard to get his vertical up. it is nearly as high as he gets after his cheeto dust-meth sessions. he feels comforted by beef sticks. tries to keep his relationship with his purple-haired girlfriend secret. he also after they annoy him to his sister’s dismay. becomes self conscious when called a gringo.

Jacker used to be emo and listen to 21 pilots.

by ghandi einstein April 18, 2020

Cracker Jacker

Any minority, normally black people, who “jack” or steal purely or most enjoyably from white people.

He called Kamsni ugly god? That mothafucka should’ve known better, Kamani a real Cracker Jacker.

by Anthony Pires January 12, 2018

Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018

Oven Jackers

Is when there are so many people who would rather eat out, then eat at there house. It appears the community members have no oven at home.

Damn the Taco He'll has been so busy today. Damn can people not go home and make there own tacos? (person 2)I guess the "Oven Jackers" came through this town again.

by Ds89 December 20, 2010

Mental Jackers

Some asshole who comes and steals your thoughts and turns it into their life's work aka Blaqadomas

Some fool who jacked my account and took credit for Cracker naggle then came up with a stupidass word. He's one of those mental jackers.

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017