jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

Cracker Jacker

A robber who only robs whites

'yo im a cracker jacker. I only jack crackers'

by A Person #2936363 January 30, 2018

Jacker

Jacker is a teenager who gets buzzed after drinking too many bang energy drinks. he listens to kidzbop while snorting cocaine. known as “Tubby” by his friends. he tries hard to get his vertical up. it is nearly as high as he gets after his cheeto dust-meth sessions. he feels comforted by beef sticks. tries to keep his relationship with his purple-haired girlfriend secret. he also after they annoy him to his sister’s dismay. becomes self conscious when called a gringo.

Jacker used to be emo and listen to 21 pilots.

by ghandi einstein April 18, 2020

package jacker

A man who excessively masturbates, to the point where his penis has grown in length exponentially, due to the number of times he has jacked off.

"Wow, you're cock is so big! You must be a package jacker!"

by RobloxPu55yEater May 29, 2018

Jacker

Someone who masturbates alot and cant stop

Dude tom is a huge jacker. I caught him on the couch yesterday jacking off

by squirrelyboy July 22, 2025

Jackers

A descriptive word for jack Daniels

Look at him he's on the good ol jackers

by Charliebear147 March 7, 2015

blog-jacker

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger. Blog-jackers rarely have their own blog- for fear of being blog-jacked themselves

posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger

by chilli ring November 7, 2009