Cut the brown wire

To excrete wind, or fart.

In extreme cases, to go for a dump / soil one's self.

Taken from Lethal Weapon:

Murtaugh: "Come on, man, come on!"
Riggs: "I dunno, what one should I cut"
Murtaugh: "I don't know! Cut the brown wire!"
Riggs: "OK, here goes......"
Riggs: *parp*

by Cold Boy December 12, 2007

Cut the deck

When one passes the greens of a newly packed bowl to the person to his right, thus beginning the "circle" in a clockwise rotation by having it passed to himself secondly.

Hey dude, you want to cut the deck (passing to the right)?

by wireforawire November 7, 2010

Cut the grass

Cutting/ trimming your pubic hair.

Got to go "Cut the grass".

by Well theeeeen July 1, 2009

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

cut the comedy

be serious

Cut the comedy and get to work!{cut}

by mariale February 17, 2015

cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

by thelonefoodie July 7, 2016

Cut The Turtle

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.

“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”

by Larry2017 July 25, 2018