The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 06, 2023

bright supremacist

Those who believe that their superior, enlightened intelligence and materialist worldview make them fit to dictate policy and control the lives of others - often using mockery to undermine the views and beliefs of the unenlightened.

In the recent presidential election, the bright supremacist message did not resonate with unenlightened, non-college-indoctrinated voters.

by GTopax86 November 23, 2016

bright light fright

Females who use default myspace/facebook pictures with a really bright flash to induce the illusion of being attractive in order to get guys to add them. The bright flash makes their skin tone look even, & hides any unsemetric flaws they may have (ie: acne, pot marks, gingervitas). In some cases it can even make the "fright" appear to be smaller in body class. The word "fright" settles in when you go to see the rest of her pictures.

Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!

Yusuke: What?

Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.

Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.

Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.

Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!

by Ampresandman December 23, 2011

feelin bright

Means you are in the greatest mindset possible/ Drunk

Just went through a bottle of red stag i’m feelin Bright

“C-Muggy how you feelin”. I’m feelin bright.

by Nilloc Htiffirg June 19, 2022

Bright as fuck

Fucking bright!

That flashlight is bright as fuck

by DangleDrop November 13, 2021

the lights are too bright

used when a sports person at an elite level is intimidated by the situation (finals, quarterfinals, semifinals, etc.) and hence puts in a bad performance, a disasterclass.

this sportsperson usually looks like the real deal at stages of the competition when the expectation to perform isn’t as strong, like the first few weeks of the league season

can also be used to describe the most elite levels in sports (Champions League knockout stages, World Cup, Qualifying for any Grand Prix, etc)

- “0 goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes and went of with an injury. I’m afraid the lights are too bright for Kevin de Bruyne”
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by bestintheworldatwhatido March 17, 2024

Justus Bright

Member of BDE and looks like a young version of Xxxtentacion

Is that Justus Bright

by BDEJustus May 24, 2019