The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

bright parking

The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.

Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...

by Talatat March 20, 2011

Connor Bright

Epic Cock and Balls Lord of Cookies and Crumblage

He was such a Connor Bright as he fucked his best friends girlfriend.

by SonixCB June 22, 2019

brighting

Brighting is the process of an open monologue publicly with none or very little interaction to prior contexts of conversations surrounding the person

David has been brighting a lot about his new car at christmas dinner even though.. no one asked

by jacque69 December 16, 2021

bright light fright

Females who use default myspace/facebook pictures with a really bright flash to induce the illusion of being attractive in order to get guys to add them. The bright flash makes their skin tone look even, & hides any unsemetric flaws they may have (ie: acne, pot marks, gingervitas). In some cases it can even make the "fright" appear to be smaller in body class. The word "fright" settles in when you go to see the rest of her pictures.

Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!

Yusuke: What?

Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.

Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.

Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.

Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!

by Ampresandman December 27, 2011

Brightful

"Brightful" describes something that is so bright or shiny that it is hurtful to the viewer.

"The sun's reflection off the asphalt was so brightful today, I had to squint my eyes, just to drive."

by PNW_Words December 8, 2021

bright supremacist

Those who believe that their superior, enlightened intelligence and materialist worldview make them fit to dictate policy and control the lives of others - often using mockery to undermine the views and beliefs of the unenlightened.

In the recent presidential election, the bright supremacist message did not resonate with unenlightened, non-college-indoctrinated voters.

by GTopax86 November 23, 2016