ostrich hunter and chair slider boy

The best superhero tandum since batman and robin

"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"

by OHCSB December 2, 2004

Drop me like a hot ostrich

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.

Jeez, I can't believe you have the nerve to drop me like a hot ostrich!

by nalyeeze August 17, 2010

please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

full on ostrich

Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.

Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.

Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.

by Adversative March 18, 2014

Ostrich

An ostrich that likes cock in its feathered asshole

Wow look at that gay ostrich

by Dick blowing whore July 10, 2016

Sticky Ostrich

The Sticky Ostrich is a sexual performance that requires a beach, and a wicked sense of humor. First steps for a "sticky ostrich", you must make a sand castle that requires enough sand to make a hole,( this step is to not arouse suspicions from one's partner). Once the hole is a well sized for partners head proceed with any chosen style of intercourse. Apon the time of climax is about to be achieved ask said partner to get on their knees to receive your seed. If everything is in order you should now be able to coat your lovers face in your warm ejaculate and forcefully shove their head into the pre-dug hole, and thus completing the "Sticky Ostrich".

(Bro#1)"Hey bro, Sandra looked pretty pissed, and her face was covered in sand." (Brosep,numero dose)"Hell yeah bruh!, I just gave her the Sticky Ostrich!" (Original Bromegõ) "OHHH Nice!, I knew something was up when I saw that dope sand castle over there!"

by Doug The Duggler June 12, 2018

ostrich

To thoroughly siphon a mans penis using nothing but neck.

Girl, as soon as his pants hit the floor i gave that nigga ostrich!

by RawArmy1396 February 11, 2017