Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

by Fyulp June 29, 2016

Teacher

Someone who teaches you random stuff you won't use in the future and likes one student a lot more than you.

"man I hate our teacher"
"our teacher is so nice"

by Dictionary_Fox September 28, 2017

Teacher

Someone who tortures kids with heavy amounts of homework. But when you get your work done on time they can be fun people to be with.

''That teacher really likes torturing kids with their homework''
''Hey Billy did you meet Miss.L? shes so funny''

by Justagirl2003 June 12, 2017

Teacher

A hoe/ Mia khalifa

Yo that teacher hot danm

by 1273downrockafellastreet January 26, 2019

Teacher

A person that helps you solve problems you’d never have without them

My teacher is nice

by Yubo June 13, 2020

Teacher

A person who solves problems you'll never have without them

Teacher Do you need help me no I'm finewhat I'm thinkingI do need help but I wouldn't if it weren't for you

by _._32405_._ September 20, 2017

Teacher

A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???

by Unknown229 August 15, 2016