Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

Texan oil rig

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.

Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night

by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 05, 2020

Texan cop

1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.

"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."

by ftpigs May 29, 2022

Texan BBQ Sprinkler

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.

Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler

by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025

swamp texan

A person born in Texas and raised in East Texas north of Victoria.

Hey Tex, are you a cowboy?
No I'm from Lufkin. I'm a swamp Texan.

by Buckinhorse6 April 28, 2017

wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

Texan Swirl

when you mix dark and clear piss, making a refreshing bev with a healing aura

can be taken with coffee for extra panache

"I heard veronica tried out the texan swirl the other day. it ain't for the weak of heart."

by johnjo16 January 06, 2020