Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

texan toquito

When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.

I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito

by Sir rocardo June 14, 2018

Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

Mckinney Texan

a town in Texas full of curly haired, stuck up, middle class, white kid wanna be gangsters that have the iq of their own shoe size. they always feel the need to be on top of everything and will blow up any situation up using “wanna fight” as a defense mechanism.

“what?? you’re a McKinney Texan?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”

by Mckinneyangerissuesorg December 29, 2020

Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.

Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.

by Titty Boner June 1, 2019

Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum

I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard

by A random shithead May 23, 2023

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025