The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.
"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024
Get the Testicular Torsionmug. The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds
by DaddyDommy August 12, 2021
Get the Testicular Comogynymug. A psychological disorder similar to narcissism, but focusing on genitalia.
When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.
When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.
m1k3y: I don't understand: why abumphone always gotta be reaching for my bolas when i am not looking
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.
by bextra September 10, 2020
Get the testicular hubrismug. What any ball-swinging male would do for any of his buddies once they start listening to Tame Impala because of some hippy chick they are banging this month.
We have to execute a testicular intervention for Brandon. He said he is taking Madison to see Hamilton in Kinnebuckport next Friday.
by Umm111 September 12, 2020
Get the testicular interventionmug. by 7568ino March 8, 2024
Get the testicular torsionmug. When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.
While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.
by PaxRAT September 25, 2010
Get the Testicular Dementiamug. When a female can't make you cum and cuts open your sac and makes a incision to your balls to drain its juices into her mouth, or cuts the sac, rips the balls off and eats them.
by Jkjesser August 12, 2025
Get the Testicular sex incisionmug.