A small dusty and crusty town, where in less than 10 minutes you can drive the stip of Fabulous Dickingson Drive. But don't blink too long or you'll miss the oversized Roadrunner statue on the left, which the locals are oh so proud of. Activities consist of going to the one show theater/bowing alley and getting drunk with teenage loosers, or getting dunk and chasing food stamp honneys at the world famous Angel's night club. Careful because that hot apple bottom girl with the matching tits you keep buying drinks is probably 14! So its safer to chase the big body girl, nicknamed "Dually" as in the truck! And then theres the fine crap the locals call food, where you can get a flapjack thin steak from K-Bobs which tastes like french fry greese for some reason, or try the mouth watering TexMex at Jonny Chihuahuas which is blandish and will instanly remind you of the Middle School buritos that were banned in the 90's. One more thing, worth mentioning is the service you get around town....wait a minute there is nothing good to say!
Fort Stockton, TX is also known as the Bum Fuck Egypt of Texas!
by joeallgo January 19, 2011
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Where the real down-to-earth people go. People who are not as fake as Park Cities but not ghetto like Irving. Las Colinas is the real deal, most of them are rich snobs and drive beautiful cars while carrying Hermes Birkin bags. They think they are hot sh*t
fake snob: Where do you live, I live in Park Cities?
Real snob: I live in Las Colinas Tx.

fake snob: ohemgee I'm so jealous you must be like so cool, all I do is wear nike shorts and ray-bans, and say thats hott.
by gbbqrjvqln April 16, 2011
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The City of Wichita Falls is conveniently located in the North East corner of the Panhandle/Plains area of North Texas. Wichita Falls is an economically dynamic city that is home to a variety of commerce and industry that have worldwide interests. The City has several "halls of knowledge", a strong global presence through Sheppard Air Force Base, a well educated, hard-working workforce and a community spirit centered around family & friends. People here are warm and friendly and "beautiful" in many ways. Contrary to previous opinion... there is quite a bit of entertainment and things do & to see that this thriving city offers. Offering a large artistic & cultural community; The Kemp Center for the Arts is amazing and is home to the Arts Council and an extremely talented Symphony Orchestra. There is a beautiful building and an outdoor Sculpture Garden, the NorthLight Gallery, the West End Studio, and downstairs they have local and regional artwork exhibits as well. The elegant Great Hall is the perfect setting for film, musical, dance and theatre performances. Dallas-Fort Worth area, & Oklahoma City are within a few hours drive where there are multiple levels of entertainment as well as many museums, restaurants, & theme parks available, as well as a huge night-life for all to enjoy. To sum it all up, the people, the city, and sights are worthy of a visit. Every place has many things to see and do if you are willing to get off of the couch and explore the area.
Wichita Falls, TX, Northlight, theater, beautiful
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A Small Town Country Redneck Hell Hole from which there is no escape. There is less people in the town then in a 5A Highschool. If you are from this town then you are likely to have no other friends in life....EVER!
(Them) "So, Where are you from?" (You)"Liberty Hill, TX"
(Them)"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!"
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Best New Brewery in Austin, TX. Can be found at local bars in Austin, Houston and Dallas.
"Dude! Is that a Circle brew?"
"Yea Bro, I'm all about the Blur"
"Dude, I'm all about the Envy"

Additional examples can be found at Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX
by 2hot2handle2cold2hold September 29, 2011
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Sur 13 gang members that represent the south side 13 but instead of reppin crips they rep bloods
Them Beaumont TX. sur 13 gang members are reppin dat true hood and colors
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A small rural town in Texas. Probably the best around. Tey also have the best sports teams. With 1 MLB player and NFL player recently.
Me: Have you ever been to Howe, TX?
Person: Yeah they're the best!
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