A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.
by misster sexy January 07, 2014
by ianstrain August 11, 2008
by Mksaintsfan March 18, 2018
A dance comprised of elements from historical and traditional Flamenco, paired with modern Irish Step Dancing techniques. Think Michael Flatley meets Antonio Banderas. The dancer is usually the most desirable European man on the dance-floor, made obvious by an unquenchable desire from the surrounding women to be his "concubine." Can also be used as a verb.
1. "From across the dance-floor, all the women noticed the unbridled passion of the Timmy Shimmy. Many approached to quench their inner fire."
2. "Did you see that?!? He just got Timmy Shimmied" (i.e. A women currently dancing with one man leaves to be with the Lord of the Dance.)
2. "Did you see that?!? He just got Timmy Shimmied" (i.e. A women currently dancing with one man leaves to be with the Lord of the Dance.)
by HeWhoHasBeenSHIMMIED August 31, 2010
Kid: "One time i went to the mall and had to pee but then i saw a yellow sign that said closed but i went in and peed anyway"
You: wow what a timmy story
Tim: "one time i had a coke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out"
You: wow timmy
You: wow what a timmy story
Tim: "one time i had a coke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out"
You: wow timmy
by Rob Knockout August 12, 2008
The gayest ni🅱🅱a you will ever lay your eyes on 😭. Basically he's some famous dude on instagram that acts like a thot for views. Not sure if all his chromosomes are accounted for, and his gender remains a mystery to this day. Timmy thick is the embodiment of autism 💯
by HANZ_DRACHEN April 27, 2017
Short for Tim Horton's, also known as "Timmy's" or "Tim's". Tim Horton's is the largest Canadian fast food restaurant franchise and Canadian cultural icon famous for its coffee and doughnuts.
The debunked urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine or other such addictive drugs in the coffee has sparked a cult-like following of caffeine addicts who regularly visit their Timmy Ho to get their fix.
The debunked urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine or other such addictive drugs in the coffee has sparked a cult-like following of caffeine addicts who regularly visit their Timmy Ho to get their fix.
ugh... my head is fucking killing me!! Gotta go see my Timmy Ho cause I'm jonesing for a double-double!
by redsaidfred June 28, 2009