Sticky Joe

to ejaculate upon ones own hand, and then proceed to open palm slap it into the face of another.

Ron, what the fuck was that you just slapped into my face? That was a sticky joe Nathan.

Clinton gave Monica a sticky joe in the oval office

by Garland Greene October 10, 2006

Sticky Mitch

The foul art of ejaculating into the hair of a sexual partner and/or mortal enemy in order to simulate the use of styling gel. Phrase is derived from the popular hair care products marketed by Paul Mitchell.

NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty

My girl was cheating on me so I gave her a Sticky Mitch and sent her on her way

by todMcFee March 8, 2011

dicky sticky

The act of having sexual intercourse.
--Usually used within the verb phrase "to get my dicky sticky"

Once the act is complete, the name may be reversed to describe the state of one's penis after intercourse, i.e. "sticky dicky"

"Man, I am so friggin' horny. I don't even want anything serious, you know, just wanna get my dicky sticky."

by ThisIsAlsoNotMyRealName March 25, 2009

sticky dick

Doing a sloppy job of cleaning up after jerking off and some cum remains and gets stuck to your boxers. The next time you need to take off your boxers, you have to peal your dick off, thus sticky dick.

"Man, I had such bad sticky dick this morning that I almost peeled the skin of my dick."

by Buckets. January 3, 2008

sticky date

An very unclean and still moist anus.

The guy didn't wipe his arse after that turd, so he's going around with a sticky date.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

sticky maggie

Regional British slang for duct tape, originally from the brand "St. Margaret".

Hey Brian, we're gonna need a lot more Sticky Maggie

by StMargaret February 24, 2021

sticky llama

When a female allows her male partner to ejaculate in her mouth then spits it in his face.

Megan said, "While giving Tyler head he came in my mouth. I had to sticky llama his ass."

by Macho Sto January 7, 2016