Angus wangus meatloaf

When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.
Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy May 09, 2024
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meatloaf shimmy

A synonym for “pushing rope.”
“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”
by Rectangle Boy December 27, 2017
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Meatloaffing

1. Verb: When someone posts status updates on social media sites that are unfinished or incomplete. Just like meatloafs songs "I would do anything for love but won't do that" and "two out three ain't bad".
Sara: "Omg something incredible bad happened to day and have no idea how to deal with it".

Tess: "what happened so bad that requires a public forum even though deep personal problems should probably be keep between only your closest friends."

Sara:....

Tess: thinks "God damn, people and their meatloaffing."
by Dave MacDavidson. July 30, 2013
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meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.
1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.
by p jones October 22, 2013
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meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.
I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.
by myfullGodgivenname March 20, 2023
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Sexy meatloaf

After fisting someone’s ass hole you put the ingredients to a meat loaf into their ass and mix them to bake later.
by Chase Webb October 11, 2022
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