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what the hap is fuckening 

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.
Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it

fucked up the artshole 

what's happening to all organisations working in the UK creative sector under the tory government, as a result of the spending review, and a government that doesn't appear to give a shit about the arts.
person 1: "so are you guys going to be touring any new shows this year?"

person 2: "touring shows? we can't even afford to pay ourselves since our funding was cut"

person 1: "shit, did they screw you over badly with the cutbacks?"

person 2: "mate, we got severely fucked up the artshole"
fucked up the artshole by nzjh October 20, 2010

get fucked in the ass day 

Eli did you hear today is national get fucked in the ass day?
Yes, I did I'm gonna get fucked in the ass today

the nigga that fucked yo bitch

The Nigga that fucked yo bitch. Is probably the nigga that fucked yo bitch
Peter:Hey new kid what's your name

New Kid:The Nigga that fucked yo bitch!

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN 

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.
Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucked in the head

A celebratory exclamation used by a person playing a multiplayer game.