The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.
by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018
Get the Basement foolmug. Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.
by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022
Get the Teddys basementmug. A special type of keyboard warrior that lives in their parents' basement. Tends to be pasty, unemployed, overweight, and likes to harass people on social media.
by comrade eevee May 22, 2019
Get the Basement Marshmallowmug. Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.
by hhbeast May 22, 2012
Get the Bear in the basementmug. The part of the penis that is still inside a man's body. Typically you can feel it underneath the testicles when the penis is erect. This part of the penis never makes it into the vagina and is there for support.
I wish I could push out my basement dick to gain some length.
He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.
He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.
by shadowcunt May 19, 2022
Get the Basement Dickmug. by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011
Get the ass-basementmug. When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.
by Elizafox July 6, 2017
Get the michigan basementmug.