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Technically Supporting Yourself

To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"
Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!
by Michael Lovelock December 20, 2006
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toliet technic

when you and a other person shit in each others mouth swallo and chase it with each others piss and repet until you both die of bacteria
by DADDY DANNNY April 21, 2021
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Technical Knockout

When a fight is ended by a referee on the grounds of a participant not being able to continue.
KSI won the match against Joe Weller after the referee calling technical knockout.
by rectified123 July 19, 2018
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Technical Foul

When you break Whitey Duvall's house rules.
If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)

Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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technical difficulties

Grumblingly- humorous term for when someone connivingly "picks apart" a particular statement or condition that would ordinarily prevent him from performing some greatly-desired-by-him action --- i.e., he follows the "word" of the stipulation but not the spirit, so that hopefully he can achieve his unwelcome-to-you goal, after all.
Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.
by QuacksO November 24, 2021
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Dauphin County Technical School

Dauphin County Technical School, in Dauphin County, PA. It is a great school for learning a trade. However, some trades have the worst people. First, any shop that deals with cars have literally the most jackass, disrespectful, cocky, “tough” dudes on the planet. If you’re friends with someone in Diesel… then they are probably going to talk shit behind your back and flex how many engines they put in cars or flex how “bigger” they are to you. There are some good people but most of em can eat the shit my dogs leave on the backyard. If you had year 2018-2021 half of that shop thought they we’re tough shit. Some probably still are in 2021. Other shops like medical has some of the hottest bitches in that shop. Drafting & Design Technology has one of the nicest and coolest draft teacher. His name is Mr. Winton. Most of the kids in any kind of digital art shop has the weirdest kids and even racist ones. Overall, it is a great school if u want further education and get into a college. They also offer military by having a officer near a booth for you to sign up for, which is a great way of getting into the service. Every shop has their own ways of doing homework. Some shops have no meaning for homework, some do. Go to Dauphin County Technical school if u want a better education
Employer: “where did u go to school at?”

You: “Dauphin County Technical School”

Employer: “Seems like you went through a lot. Also, I heard the Diesel kids are terrible… but you got the job!”
by Anonymous27582914 September 21, 2021
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A high school in Cape Cod, MA (not to be confused with Upper Cape Tech) where students learn in technical studies alongside their academic studies. The place recently had a facelift after the new building was constructed in 2020.

Typically abbreviated to CCT or CCTHS, alternatively shortened as Cape Cod Tech or just Cape Tech.
1: Hey, where are you graduating from?

2: Cape Cod Technical High School, I'll be going into the industry instead of collage.
1: Sweet, I hope ya make a bit of cash on the job.
by WeegeeCool April 15, 2023
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