Teacher

The blindest people on earth

while i got kicked to a pulp and tried to fight back my teacher put me in iss because i was "assaulting" a student

by Daddy jurp February 2, 2020

Teacher

A person who has the balls to go back to school on purpose

Rohan: why is the teacher coming back to school?

Britney: coz hes a twat and does it on purpose

by Grandad joe September 5, 2019

Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

by Fyulp June 29, 2016

teachers

people that attempt and complete to mind fuck childeren

teachers are absolute cunts

by AssLicker8497 May 28, 2019

Teacher

A teacher is an adult who teaches others about their knowings/mentor. They are sometimes... mostly annoying and can get on your nerves whenever they want to. Teachers use annoying phrases that are basic and plain annoying.

Teacher: *Bell Rings*
Students: *getting ready to leave*
Teacher: ah ah ah AH, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I DO
Student: What the fuck is a bell for... Background music??

by xoxo i hate you October 13, 2018