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swifties

the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum
Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons
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Taylor Swifty

The point at which you are just drunk enough that Taylor Swift songs become tolerable.
"Hey Lynnsey, let's get Taylor Swifty tonight! I'll wear a t shirt. You wear a short skirt."
by Strokemyemo September 7, 2017
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swiftie

someone who loves taylor alison swift. usually hates kanye west, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, and scooter braun. probably cries a lot and is depressed. we all know you don’t relate to lover
“hey do you like taylor swift?”

“yeah im a huge swiftie!”
by dnfstories4u January 20, 2023
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Swifties

Consists of some racist and pathetic white stans of Taylor Swift. Obviously not all of them are like this, but many are. It’s concerning. The non-racist and non-pathetic swifties are the nicest and most funny crackheads. Fuck the other big majority tho. Learn what respect is, will help you a lot in life.
Swifties unprovoked mocked another artist again, while the nice ones were enjoying Taylor’s music, as they should.
by RealityCheck1.0 November 7, 2020
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Swiftied

I swiftied his Jelly Babies
by ScouseLingo June 5, 2025
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Swiftie

Swiftie (derogatory)
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.
Omg did you see that Swiftie over there? She literally won’t shut up about Taylor swift and it’s impossible to hold a normal conversation with her.
by AntiSwift April 23, 2023
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Swiftie Bowl

Are you going to be watching the Swiftie Bowl on February 11th? Nah, I just look at the commercials most years.
by Swiftfootedfan January 29, 2024
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