Boy: Jesus Frank Ive got one Sweaty pair today!
Boy: What Sweaty Balls?
Boy: Yeah Man Sweaty ballbag!
Boy: What Sweaty Balls?
Boy: Yeah Man Sweaty ballbag!
by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

by Fellow Intellectual #2 November 8, 2019

A sweat soaked scrotum that may or may not be the result of sexual activity. For example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty balls due to slappage against a females' arse.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.
example 1
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"
Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"
stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"
Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"
stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"
by boiled prophet mohammed March 5, 2008

Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!
by Spyderguy September 14, 2007

A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming
by taterbrains January 1, 2012

A guy is having intercourse with a girl doggy style. He follows with a hard thrust causing her to open her mouth, when this occurs the other male partner quickly puts his nuts in her mouth.
by Thorson Norman August 15, 2003

Dan: Yo I just found Andy's used rubber under Jimmys bed!
Tom: Man, das sweaty.
Charissa: The milk in your fridge expired 3 weeks ago honey!
Phil: Man, das sweaty
Tom: Man, das sweaty.
Charissa: The milk in your fridge expired 3 weeks ago honey!
Phil: Man, das sweaty
by Darkina August 16, 2012
