Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010

hooter satchel

A bra.

On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.

by Zavolta January 9, 2018

beezy snatchel

a yay area term associated with the word "beezy," originally coined by Vallejo's finest: Mac Dreezy; can be used in a negative connotation when talking about someone who is a bitch, or in a semi positive way when talking about one of your homies; often used when your friend is being a little bitch

Whaaat she is staying in with her boyfriend tonight?! What a beezy snatchel...

by rachofosho October 15, 2008

Satchel Bat

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.

Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?

by S4S April 9, 2010

home made satchel

any individual having more than average experiences with homosexuality

"Ha ha. Look at Greenleaf and Lynch having sex. They must be home made sachels."

by Mike Gagnon June 11, 2003

Twat satchel

a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations

"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"

by Jimmy Chesnut cheeks October 18, 2006

Snatchel

A little Kentucky Fried Chicken who will blow you away with zucchini bread, biking, swimming and you can't even imagine the yoga moves she can do. The Snatchel also has a counter part. She wears big pants, eats lots of acid and is known for putting her yoga moves to work. Just whatever you do. DON'T ADD ALCOHOL

Well, fuck me and paint me a snatchel.

by Slim Sk8ty November 19, 2004