turtle sundae

When someone dresses up in Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle (preferably, but regular turtle will do fine) apparel, and proceeds to get their dominatrix on with a woman. The wearer of the costume gets bonus points for a "cow-a bunga, dude."

"Good lord, what happened to Jeffrey?"
"Caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad."
-Conversation between Jeffrey Dahmer's aunt and second cousin.

by Agent$ythe June 13, 2007

banana sundae

This is when the man puts chocolate or strawberry syrup on both sides of the womans vagina. Then lays his dick in the ridge of the womans vagina. A third person (its a three some) puts ice cream on the dick then whip cream and more syrup. After all of this the third person licks all of the dessert off the dick and vagina. This is both pleasant for the man and woman.

"Dude... last night J.C. and her sis Mel and I did the banana sundae!" It was so pleasureful! Me, her, and her other sister might do it tonight!

by Fabio Hernandeze Jr. March 13, 2008

Hot Fudge Sundae

You cum, put it on your balls, take a shit, put it on your balls, and then tea bag your sexual partner.

Dude, I was fucking this girl last night and asked her if she wanted a hot fudge sundae.

by B-rax April 8, 2008

helmet sundae

As you are railing your girl from behind, you take your baseball hat off your head and take a dump in it, pull out, put the hat on her head and jizz in her face

She was being such a snatchface, so I gave her a helmet sundae

by Rob R2 October 22, 2008

Double Fudge Sundae

When a man is having sexual relations with a womans un-douched anus, and gets his penis covered in fecal matter, and in anger at realizing this, puts his penis in the womans mouth

Hey Andrew, I heard you and your girlfriend broke up after you gave her a Double fudge Sundae.

by Der Axel March 22, 2009

sundat

this word might lead you to believe someone has missspelled
sunday but, you would be wrong.

"sundat" is a slurred combination of the words "some-of-that"

"man, I've really been craving some Taco Bell"

"oh dude, I had sundat earlier!"

by KC1234567 December 29, 2009

Hot Cherry Sundae

When a man ejaculates all over somebodys face & then procceds to defecate diarrhea all over the semened face & then when the semen & diarrhea are all mixed up making a lightish brown chocolate looking like color you punch them in the nose really hard making their nose swell up like a cherry. & tada you have a Hot Cherry Sundae. & if you want you can dip your testicles in that big mess on their face & create Hot Cherry Sundae w/ Nuts!.

Man 1: I saw this homeless man asleep by my dumpster in the alley by my house so while he was unconsious I ejaculated on his face, took a wet, slimy, diarrhea dump on his semen covered face & then to top it off I punched him in his nose hard as fuck making it swell up like a cherry! & then to make it worse I put my balls all over it! It was a fucking Hot Cherry Sundae!!

Man 2: Eww Wow.....thats pretty fucking gross.

Man 1: Haha yea what can I say, Sorry Dad.

by Ser"TheDirtyManChild"Gio November 11, 2010