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Shanghai Steamer

Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.

The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.

The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.

The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.
by Old Dirty November 11, 2004
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Tyson Steamer

While in a fight, biting someone's ear off, then when they are rolling on the ground in pain, pooping on them in an act of dominance.
Amanda - "I got so mad when that girl punched me in the face, I bit her ear off!"

Tony - "You looked pissed, but did you really have to spray her with shit-mist?"

Amanda - "That was the only way to finish her off with the Tyson Steamer!"

Tony - "Yep..."
by fatcatinalittlehat September 26, 2011
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Hungarian steamer

Motorboating a girls tits and fingering her at the same time.
"Dude have you ever given a hungarian steamer?"

"Hell yeah, best 5 minutes of my life!"
by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014
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Paddle Steamer

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.
"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."
by Turn3racing November 21, 2019
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Zimbabweian Steamer

When you take a shit on the floor at a McDonalds restaurant.
i couldnt get to sleep because all i could think about was the time my uncle did a Zimbabweian Steamer.
by zimbabwe dictionaryer July 29, 2017
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Sarnia Steamer

When you drop a log in the pop butter machine
My pop stinks! Oh some must’ve dropped a sarnia steamer
by Bigchod August 30, 2021
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Gravy steamer

when you have diarrhea outside in sub zero temperatures and steam rises from it.
After a long night of shawarma and beer, on the walk home I took a gravy steamer in the snowbank.
by SPY__D April 7, 2011
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