Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.
The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.
The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.
The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.
The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.
The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.
by Old Dirty November 11, 2004
While in a fight, biting someone's ear off, then when they are rolling on the ground in pain, pooping on them in an act of dominance.
Amanda - "I got so mad when that girl punched me in the face, I bit her ear off!"
Tony - "You looked pissed, but did you really have to spray her with shit-mist?"
Amanda - "That was the only way to finish her off with the Tyson Steamer!"
Tony - "Yep..."
Tony - "You looked pissed, but did you really have to spray her with shit-mist?"
Amanda - "That was the only way to finish her off with the Tyson Steamer!"
Tony - "Yep..."
by fatcatinalittlehat September 26, 2011
by Bigchod August 31, 2021
by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014
A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.
I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out
by milpoolSK March 07, 2017
When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."
by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019
To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.
Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."
Stu: "Damn..."
by surprisebsex January 05, 2010