A person, generally female, who leeches money, drugs, food, car rides or anything else they can get from other people. They expect others to drop everything they're doing and give up their social lives and money to cater to their whims. They don’t give or do anything for anyone else and bitch and complain all the time. They suck the life and resources out of others like a sponge and act like a cunt while doing so.
Person 1: Man, Erik is never around anymore. He’s always with Cortney, but all she does is make him drive her around and buy her weed. Then she bitches at him all the time and doesn’t even pitch in for gas.
Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.
Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.
by Joltzi December 20, 2010
Get the Sponge cuntmug. Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".
by hamcol December 29, 2008
Get the Beer Spongemug. As apart of the AI (Artificial Intelligence) development era of 2023 and further on, groups of people have designed a simulation of a Parody SpongeBob SquarePants, plotted throughout an average 1 skit/min, not to forget that most of the popular project has been situated under the power of AI, and is streamed across both media platforms YouTube and Twitch.
It is formed using the power of Unity engine to simulate the Bikini Bottom environment and society, including a mechanic that donors of the live-streams will spawn a fish character in their names. For the use of socialism and personalities, a controlled set of GPTs (AI) are set to think they’re characters like SpongeBob, Patrick, Loudward (Squidward’s loud), and Mr. Krabs. And with the power of text-to-speech, the following descriptions, revolved around what topics are suggested in the official discord, are converted into realistic mock-ups of the classic voices we grew up with. One final detail is that for some fucking reason, the topics are related around 420, August 12th 2036, 2006 Honda Civics, and much more media-related topics. One other thing I want to note is that Paramount keeps copyrighting the Twitch and YouTube live streams, even though the authors of this masterpiece have cut back numerous things such as the official outro music to the official show, and displaying a giant string of text displaying “PARODY” to protect from those copyright issues.
It is formed using the power of Unity engine to simulate the Bikini Bottom environment and society, including a mechanic that donors of the live-streams will spawn a fish character in their names. For the use of socialism and personalities, a controlled set of GPTs (AI) are set to think they’re characters like SpongeBob, Patrick, Loudward (Squidward’s loud), and Mr. Krabs. And with the power of text-to-speech, the following descriptions, revolved around what topics are suggested in the official discord, are converted into realistic mock-ups of the classic voices we grew up with. One final detail is that for some fucking reason, the topics are related around 420, August 12th 2036, 2006 Honda Civics, and much more media-related topics. One other thing I want to note is that Paramount keeps copyrighting the Twitch and YouTube live streams, even though the authors of this masterpiece have cut back numerous things such as the official outro music to the official show, and displaying a giant string of text displaying “PARODY” to protect from those copyright issues.
1:“Hey Tim! Have you heard of Ai Sponge? It got copyrighted by Paramount again!”
2.“Spongebob just fucking had a stroke on Ai Sponge, the text to speech broke, LOL!”
3.”OMG LOUDWARD IS TALKING ABOUT SANDY GETTING HER CHEEKS CLAPPED ON AI SPONGE! SHE GOT PREGNANT AGAIN ASWELL!”
2.“Spongebob just fucking had a stroke on Ai Sponge, the text to speech broke, LOL!”
3.”OMG LOUDWARD IS TALKING ABOUT SANDY GETTING HER CHEEKS CLAPPED ON AI SPONGE! SHE GOT PREGNANT AGAIN ASWELL!”
by JohnnyMcGood June 26, 2023
Get the ai spongemug. by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010
Get the Sponge Dickmug. by Erin ES May 2, 2008
Get the sponge worthymug. My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth
by The whale May 22, 2015
Get the Salty spongemug. One whom others naturally and sometimes inexplicably turn to with their problems. They "soak" up the "stains" of their issues, leaving the teller feeling better at having relieved themselves of bearing the burden of their problems alone. Usually an uninvolved party who is considered to have a more objective opinion of the situation.
It happened again! I was at a party talking to this girl and five minutes later she was crying on my shoulder telling me about her parents divorce!
I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.
I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.
by Hebacious January 6, 2011
Get the trauma spongemug.